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October 05, 2005
Katie Holmes and the Immaculate Conception
Katie Holmes is pregnant, supposedly by her "fiance" Tom Cruise. Remember Katie claimed she was a virgin? Of course, the Virgin Katie, a pure woman who could bear a child worthy to carry on the legacy of L. Ron Hubbard. She may very well have been impregnated not by Tom Cruise, but by the very body thetans she has been studying so intensively. It all makes sense now. It all makes sense.
Posted by March at October 5, 2005 04:18 PM