Introducing Michael's Movie Minute!
I will be providing movie reviews for those interested. They will consist of about a minutes worth of material, and will rate movies based on a five star scale. If you would like your movie reviewed, you can send your movie to me, or alternatively, not send it to me. It doesn't matter. For a minimal fee, I will provide fantastic reviews of your movie, even if it's terrible. Here's some examples of my fantastic prose:
"A historic masterpiece! _________ is the must-see movie of the year!"
"**** (4 stars)! John Travolta delivers his best performance yet!"
"Action-packed! A thrill-a-minute adventure for the whole family!"
"I haven't laughed this hard since (Pick One: Meet the Parents / Scary Movie / The 40 Year Old Virgin / Schindler's List)"
"Johnny Knoxville delivers another Oscar-worthy performance."
Sound good? Let me know.